It’s not everyday you get to use the word ‘bamboozle’ in a tune. Here’s how to insert a tickle or two into an otherwise hard sell message where the mnemonic device is the brand’s name.
Music & lyrics by Asher Ettinger, Tony Kosinec & Sonny Stone. Vocal by Tony Kosinec. Produced by Thinkmusic.
I Yak all day, I hardly pay
These guys are just so nice, you see
I yak and yak no stopping me
I can’t believe it’s a phone company
Yak Yak Yak Yak
No minimums, no access fees
No contracts ‘cause it’s contract free
These folks did not bamboozle me
I can’t believe it’s a phone company
Long distance and the internet
Home phone and cell and better yet
The greatest deal you’ll ever get
This can’t be real,
Some one pinch me.
I can’t believe it’s a phone company
It’s just so cheap, I love the rates
So I don’t have to be Bill Gates
I call them up – they’re open late
I need some help- I never wait
They’re always there, they aim to please
You can’t go wrong with guys like these
I can’t believe it’s a phone company
Yak Yak Yak Yak…..